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Got Grog?

by Falstaff del'Arpeggio

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    My first CD, this comprises a variety of songs I perform at renaissance fairs, highland games, pirate festivals, and so on. Ranging from the serious, to the romantic to the downright silly, I hope you enjoy this album.

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1.
Got Guinness 02:54
I've roamed far and wide and I've been everywhere On both sides of the sea As long as this world keeps a spinnin' around There's always a place here for me. (Chorus) If you've got Guinness then pour me a pint And pour one for my friends, We'll drink a toast to your good health We shall call you our friend. Whatever the will of the weather Whether it's sun, snow, or rain Me mates will help to sustain me Until I reach my home again (Chorus) We stand shoulder to shoulder Our glasses lifted high A drink in our hands and a song in our hearts We'll be friends till the end of time. (Chorus) I've roamed far and wide and I've been everywhere On both sides of the sea As long as this world keeps a spinnin' around There's always a place here for me. (Chorus)
2.
Chorus I'm a cat, I'm a cat, I'm a Glasgow cat And my name is Sam the Skull I've got claws in my paws like a crocodile's jaws And a heid like a fermer's bull I'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat Nor the kind that you gie a hug I'm the kind of cat that strangles all the rats Aye and even the occasional dug. Well roon aboot doon Shettleston way They all know me by sight 'Here's the Skull, here's the Skull' you can hear them call As I vanish intae the night The police stations roon oor way Have bars on the windae sill It's no tae keep the prisoners in It's tae keep oot Sam the Skull Chorus: Well one fine day no’ so long ago They all had had their fill So they sent for the RSPCA To capture Sam the Skull ‘Cause naebody can get oot when he's roamin aboot Chasin the weans up the close Sitting on the stairs, scratchin' his elbow An' sittin' there pickin' his nose Chorus: Well oot came the men aboot half past two In their wee blue Escort van There was one was in the back, sittin’ wi’ a sack The other had a mallet in his han' As they run roon the back o' the hoose I casually strolled tae the van I jumped in the front an' I was aff Everything was goin’ tae plan. Chorus: You can hear them say doon Shettleston way Whatever happened to Sam the Skull He had claws in his paws like a crocodile's jaws An' a heid like a fermer's bull You can tell them from me I'm still roamin' free Never a day is dull It might sound absurd, but I'm livin' wi' a burd In a single end in Maryhill. Chorus:
3.
It's aweigh, aweigh, aweigh, it's Bob And it's Aweigh, Aweigh Dread Pirate Bob There's a sourge upon the sea, His name is Pirate Bob Scouring the seven seas for galleons to rob He'll bury your ship and sink your gold Date your sheep and stampede your girl He's the worst pirate in the world aweigh, aweigh, aweigh, it's Bob And it's Aweigh, Aweigh Dread Pirate Bob Then one day he came upon an unprotected town He looked on with morbid glee as canonballs rained down But as the rubble fell, "What the heck?" He cursed He had blown the town to hell and forgot to pillage first aweigh, aweigh, aweigh, it's Bob And it's Aweigh, Aweigh Dread Pirate Bob He came upon merchant ship all alone at sea And he said "Come on me boys, this time the rum's on me!" But when they caught up to their prey they had been drinking rum all day And invited them all to the "Boarding Party" aweigh, aweigh, aweigh, it's Bob And it's Aweigh, Aweigh Dread Pirate Bob Dread Pirate Bob met his end his crew did mutiny. When made him walk the plank and jump into the sea. For the cabin boy had set his heart awhirl. Around his head the sea did swirl But he didn't know the laddie was a girl aweigh, aweigh, aweigh, it's Bob And it's Aweigh, Aweigh Dead Pirate Bob
4.
It's good to be king, if just for a while To be there in velvet, yeah to give 'em a smile It's good to live high and wear a gold crown It's good to be king of your own little town Yeah the world would swing oh if I were king Can I help it if I...still dream time to time It's good to be king and have your own way Get a feeling of peace at the end of the day And when your bulldog barks and your canary sings You're out there with winners, it's good to be king Yeah, I'll be king when dogs get wings Can I help it if I still dream time to time It's good to be king and have your own world It helps to make friends, it's good to meet girls A sweet little queen, who won't run away It's good to be king, whatever it pays Excuse me if I have some place in my mind Where I go time to time
5.
Bela Donna 02:53
Lady, the wind blowing cold from the mountains That covers the branches with ice Can't put out the hot fire that burns in my bosom Your eyes promise me Paradise I am a poor man, some say I'm half-crazy Son of the stones of the Earth I live for your smile and I yearn for your kisses Tell me, what is my love for you worth? Lady, I cannot provide you with presents Silver and gold I have none No castle in Spain and no fine blooded horses No rich golden fields 'neath the Sun I am a poor man, some say I'm half-crazy Son of the wind and the rain But all that I have, to you I give freely The laughter and joy, and the pain. Lady, I am not a hero of battles To rescue and steal you away I have no pavilions with soldiers and armies To marshal at breaking of day I am a poor man, some say I'm half-crazy Son of the mists of the Sea Come to me softly, oh, come to me gently, Come to me warm, wild, and free Lady, I sit and I watch you for hours I watch every move that you make I see how the sunlight sits softly upon you In moonlight you make my heart break I am a poor man, some say I'm half-crazy Son of the sand and the stone Lady, smile on me and tell me you love me I'm tired of being alone I am a poor man, some say I'm half-crazy Son of the sword and the knife Lady, I pledge you my sword and my honour My heart and my pride and my life
6.
Oh, the summer time is coming, And the trees are sweetly blooming, And the wild mountain thyme, Grows around the blooming heather. Chorus: Will you go, lassie, go? And we'll all go together To pluck wild mountain thyme All around the blooming heather, Will you go, lassie, go? I will build my love a bower By yon pure crystal fountain, And around it I will place All the flowers of the mountain. Chorus: If my true love, she should leave I will surely find another To pluck wild mountain thyme All around the blooming heather. Chorus: My true love has hair of gold, And her eyes are verdant green She’s the loveliest sight My old eyes have every seen Chorus: Oh, the autumn time has come and the leaves are gently falling and the wild mountain thyme grows around the purple heather Chorus: Oh, the summertime is coming And thre trees are blooming And the wild mountain thyme Grows around the blooming heather.
7.
The Fox 02:49
The fox went out on a chilly night He prayed for the moon to give him light For he'd many a mile to go that night Before he reached the town-o, town-o, town-o He'd many a mile to go that night, before he reached the town-o He ran 'til he came to the farmer's pen The ducks and the geese were kept therein He said, a couple of you are gonna grease my chin Before I leave this town-o, town-o, town-o Said a couple of you are gonna grease my chin, before I leave this town-o He grabbed the great goose by the neck And he threw a duck across his back And he didn't mind the quack, quack And the legs all dangling down-o, down-o, down-o He didn't mind the quack, quack and the legs all dangling down-o The old grey woman jumped out of bed Out of the window she popped her head Crying John, John, the great goose is gone And the fox is on the town-o, town-o, town-o John, John, the great goose is gone and the fox is on the town-o John he ran to the top of the hill blew his horn both loud and shrill the fox said "I'd better flee with my kill for he'll soon be on my trail-o, trail-o, trail-o" the fox said "I'd better flee with my kill for he'll soon be on my trail-o." He ran 'til he came to his nice warm den And there were the little ones, eight, nine, ten Sayin Daddy, Daddy, better go back again For it must be a might fine town-o, town-o, town-o Daddy, Daddy, go back again for it must be mighty fine town-o The fox and his wife, without any strife Cut up the goose with a fork and a knife They never had such a supper in their life And the little ones chewed on the bones-o, bones-o, bones-o They never had such a supper in their life And the little ones chewed on the bones
8.
Oh… I’m a Cavalier and I’m OK, I wench all night and I fence all day. It’s beer and ale I drink for lunch I live on bread and brie. On Wednesdays I go shopping, And fight the bourgeoisie. (refrain) With dagger bright, and rapier sharp, I cut and thrust all day, and when I take the war-field, the cowards run away! (refrain) I eat and sleep and drink and wench, Fight armies near and far. I put on fancy clothing, Then go pick fights in bars. (refrain) The ladies love my fancy clothes, I have a nice Goatee, my shirts have lacy collars and sleeves that are poofy. (refrain) I sleep and eat and drink too much, I buy lace by the yard. I wish I’d been a doily, Just like my dear Papa-rd. (refrain) (refrain)
9.
And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog. All gone for beer and tobacco For I spent all me tin on the lassies drinkin' gin Far across the western ocean I must wander. Where is me hat, me noggin' noggin' hat? All gone for me beer and tobacco For there's holes in the crown and the brim is droopin' down And me scalp is lookin' out for fairer weather. Where is me shirt, me noggin' noggin' shirt? All gone for beer and tobacco For the collar is all wore and the front it is all tore And the tails are lookin' out for fairer weather Where are me pants, me noggin' noggin' pants? All gone for beer and tobacco For the knees have lots of wear and the seat it has a tear And me arse is lookin' out for fairer weather Where are me boots, me noggin' noggin' boots? All gone for beer and tobacco For the soles are near worn out and the heels are kicked about And me toes are lookin' out for fairer weather. Where is me gold, me noggin noggin gold? All gone for beer and tobacco For I spent all me loot in a house of ill repute And me purse is lookin' out for fairer weather. Where are me dogs, me salty salty dogs? All gone for beer and tobacco For I can't find my crew and I don't know what to do And me ship is headed out for fairer weather. Where is me crew, my noggin' noggin' crew? They're all gone for beer and tobacco. For me mates have gone ashore and we don't want 'em no more And me Cap'n's lookin' out for fairer weather. Well I'm sick in me head and I haven't been to bed Since I came ashore with me plunder I've seen centipedes and snakes and I'm full of pains and aches So I guess I'll make a path for way out yonder And it's all for me brew, me jolly, jolly brew All for me tea and espresso For if I don't get my caffeine I get weak and sick and mean, And me mug is lookin' out for fairer weather I brought me dogs, 3 parrots and a frog Just to buy my dear a tall espresso But they made such a din that they wouldn't let me in So I had to stand outside and brave the weather. Where is me mug, me coffee coffee mug All for me tea and espresso For the sides are stained with crud and the bottom's full of mud And the handle's looking out for fairer weather. I love me dogs, me silly goofy dogs I love my Fenris and me Grendel I like to play with me boys and to give them lots of toys And I spoil them rotten like I do their mother
10.
Some things in life are bad they can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse When you've chewing an life's gristle Don't grumble give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best And always look on the bright side of life Always look on the light side of life If life seems jolly rotten there's something you've forgotten and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you've feeling in the dumps don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing And always look on the bright side of life Come on always look on the bright side of life For life is quite absurd and death's the final word you must always face the curtain with a bow Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a pice if shit when you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true You'll see it's all a show keep'em laughing as you go just remember that the last laugh is on you And always look on the bright side of life Always look on the right side of life

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This is my first album, I hope you like it. It is a combination of songs I often play at renaissance fairs, pirate festivals, and highland games. You can also buy prints on my website at www.loldragon.com

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released April 1, 2013

1. Got Guinness – Written by Blair McEvoy of The Dust Rhinos, Falstaff – Guitar, Vocals
2. Sam The Skull - © Gaberlunzie Music, Lyrics by Harry Hagan, Falstaff – Guitar, Vocals
3. The Ballad of the Dread Pirate Bob – © 2012 Falstaff, Falstaff – Guitar, Vocals
4. It’s Good to be King – Written by Tom Petty, Falstaff – Guitar, Vocals
5. Bela Donna – Written by Joe Bethancourt, Falstaff – Guitar, Vocals
6. Wild Mountain Thyme – Traditional, Falstaff – Guitar, Vocals
7. The Fox – Traditional - Falstaff – Guitar, Vocals
8. The Cavalier Song – Lyrics by Falstaff, Falstaff – Guitar, Vocals. With all due apologies to Monty Python, et al.
9. All For Me Grog/All For Me Brew – Traditional, extra verses by Falstaff, Falstaff – Guitar, Vocals ~ Dedicated to the crew at Temple Caffiena
10. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - © Kay-Gee-Bee Music, Falstaff – Guitar, Vocals
Dedicated to my extremely patient wife Shaughnessy without whose support and encouragement I could never have gotten this far, and my dear friend and brother-in-arms Michael Zawel, also known as Freidrich Wilhelm Von Falkenburg who was my inspiration for The Cavalier Song, and whom shared a love of music, puns, and general silliness. Rest in Peace my brother.
© 2013 Falstaff Email: Falstaff@loldragon.com www.loldragon.com

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